Call me Bubba
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he...
Lily!
|What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?Lily!
Gov\\\\\\\’t
Don’t steal… The government doesn’t like competition!
What’s the diff…
Q: What’s the difference between a whore and a bitch?A: A whore sleeps with...
Blonde in a Freezer
Q.What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer???A. Frosted Flakes
The only true religion
One day God called the Pope, and he said “John Paul I have good...
The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
rabbits chased by wolf
Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the...
Pythagoras joke.
Ther was this Indian chief, and he had three wives. They slept in the...
Final Examination
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head...