When the staff goes out after work, they talk about…
When the staff goes out after work, they talk about football or basketball.When Middle...
Women’s instructions
|WOMEN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to a...
Vultures and Mothers In Law
What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your...
Celebrating Blondes
A group of blondes walks into a bar, all excited and giggling. They order...
Irishman declares war
|Saddam Hussein is sitting at home when the phone rings. He picks it up...
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall…
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...