Nationalities
Q: What nationality are you if you’re going to the bathroom? A: EuropeanQ: And...
Tombstone Epitaph V
Tombstone Epitaph in Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery:Here lies the...
What does ADIDAS stand for?
What does ADIDAS stand for?All Day I Dream About Sex.
elephant sex
Did you know that elephants actually have their sexual organs in their feet?Yup, if...
Thinnest World’s Book Is…
What is the thinnest book in the world?What men know about women.
Lady Diana and Dolly Parton Go to Heaven
Lady Diana and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go...
I was walking down an alley last night…
I was walking down an alley last night, when I heard,”Help! Help!” coming from...
White House
Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain’t purple!
Punctuation Changes!
Why English Teachers Are Important: The Words are the same. Only the punctuation changes…Dear...
Family Tree
We have a tree in our yard, terribly bothered by blight.We sought professional help...