The Lesbians
What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah witness?
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah’s witness?...
Only Half Way to Norway
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around...
Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...
This fellow was screwing his best friend’s wife when he…
This fellow was screwing his best friend’s wife when he suddenly stopped and sat...
Redneck wins lottery…
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim...
A duck walks into a general store…
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?”"No.”"Got any...
One Upmanship
Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose...
Lost Chapter In GENESIS….
Adam was walking around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked...
Whale of a Time
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him??? I didn’t...