What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?”Attention K-Mart shoppers…”
Lollihops!
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A dangerous animal
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
Cow gives birth
A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his...
A hearing problem
An elderly man thinking his wife was losing her hearing went about20′ behind her...
Joining the Lord’s Army.
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
Man Is Like An Automobile
Man is like an automobile. As it gets older, the differential starts slipping, and...
Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...
Why Fake Orgasm
Why do so many women fake orgasm?Because so many men fake foreplay.
keep flies out of the kitchen
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in...