Oscar Mayer? Song
Sung to the Oscar Mayer? song:His baloney has a first name,It’s “I did not...
Criminal steals lumber
|A man with a nagging secret couldn’t keep it any longer. In the confessional...
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner?
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner? Reservations.
What causes people to have arthritis?
|A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
Stupid Insults 20/31
Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn’t go all the way...
Partial Dosage
Partial DosageAn elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked thepharmacist for...
3 babies talking.
There were three little babies sitting next to each other in shopping carts in...
The Pastor\\\’s Last Stand
A Pastor was walking past a pet shop one day when he noticed a...
What do true rednecks do on Halloween?
What do true rednecks do on Halloween? – Pump kin.
Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...