Snowmen
What do snowmen have that snowwomen don’t?Snowballs!
Help!
Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!
Nowhere, Vermont
Nowhere, VermontSam had been in the hectic newspaper business for twenty-five years when he...
Gun Barrel
A man joins the crew of a ship. After a few days he gets...
Library Fast food
A blonde went in the library and walked up to the librarian behind the...
Have you ever tried worm pie?
|What’s the difference between a worm and an apple?Have you ever tried worm pie?
Balls!
Ok this idiot of the first order is invited for a game of golf...
trapped in a bog
|Barty was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O’Reilly...
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
Lawrence Of Poland
Q: Who wears a dirty white robe and rides a pig?A: Lawrence of Poland