Lawyer’s Translation
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to...
What kind of clothes are there?
What kind of clothes are there?women: clean & dirtyMen: Clean,almost clean,sorta clean,not bad,dirty,really dirty,nasty...
New scientific theories II
New scientific theories3rd RunnerUp- Communist China is technologically underdevelopedbecause they have no alphabet. The...
Women seeking men
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Marry a blonde
What’s the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped...
Jealousy
Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. “Oh Marie,” she said to her maid, “I...
Phone For Texas Aggie
Soon after the Texas Aggie clocked in for work, the foreman called him over...
Stupid Stuff 01
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Hmmm…Ponderings
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
Mother In Law With Broom
John looked up to see his mother-in-law walking toward the front door carrying a...