Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
Penis holding
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an...
What are the three fastest means of communication?
What are the three fastest means of communication?Internet Telephone Telawoman!
What’s the best form of birth control after 50?
What’s the best form of birth control after 50?Nudity
Others Before Me?
The morning after an all-night honeymoon extravaganza in bed, the newlywed wife snuggles up...
Save the Yeasts
Save the Yeasts EVERY TIME A LOAF OF BREAD IS BAKED, APPROXIMATELY 150,000,000 YEASTS...
Signs and notices 10
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign for a...
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?She fell out of the...
Computers are female
|The top six reasons computers must be female: 6. As soon as you have...