Blonde with Big Tummy
Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really?...
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs…
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs. She looks...
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...
You might be an ENGINEER if…
YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF… The only jokes you receive are through e-mail(nothing...
Sex Before Mass
The young newly married Catholic couple were regular attendants at Mass. As like all...
Guys on the island
There were three guys stuck on an island. On of them found a lamp...
No Jello
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jello?A: They can’t figure out how to get two...
Two Corpuscles
Did you hear about the two blood corpuscles named Romeo and Juliet?They loved in...
The Old Lady & the Cashier
A little old lady went to the grocery store & put the most expensive...
In And Out Of Puddles
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the...