Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
A Time of Weakness
Rosemary had been divorced for a few years and was finding life very lonely....
Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
The way he died
A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does...
Blonde Suicide
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index...
Very Short Lists
Very Short Lists:1) List of Golf Courses that do not allow Doctors2) List of...
Shellfish Crab
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster...
2 jokes
What do u get if u cross bambi wit a ghost?BAMBOOWhat is a duck’s...
Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are...
Disney Password
My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords...