19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues…
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues of his new hearing aid. “It’s...
Reasons For Being Stood Up
Reasons Dates Have Given For Standing Someone UpI showed up early and decided I...
First Thing to do after Jail
Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his...
No Card
Two proctologists are discussing their most baffling cases.One proctologist tells the other one about...
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex?
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex? Because he’s...
Spinster’s Three Wishes
The old spinster was rocking on her front porch with her tomcat at her...
Why don’t men get mad cow disease?
A woman asks: “Why don’t men get mad cow disease?”Another woman replies: “Because men...
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear? Your Mother…