Benefits of having Alzheimer’s
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s: You can wrap your own presents. You are always meeting...
Where the winds blow.
Q. Why does the wind blow from the north in Indiana?A. Kentucky sucks.
The Astronaut Joke
What did the astronaut see in his skillet pan?An Unidentified Frying Object!
Daffynition
Daffynition: Hummingbird- A bird who forgot the lines to a song!
What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?
What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?A wicker basket...
RELATIVES-(Classic Poem)
Many many years ago when I was twenty three,I got married to a widow...
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss…
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss.The brain...
Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
George Carlin: I’m a BAD American
George Carlin Speaks Out…I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.I am...
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him…
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, “Bill, I had awonderful dream last...