200 Midgets
The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable...
Job for Mom
In the old country, it is a custom for women to enter virginal and...
Three Dogs
There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,”I...
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.
Give 100%
ALWAYS GIVE 100% AT WORK:12% Monday 23% Tuesday 40% Wednesday 20% Thursday 5% Friday
Pink Parts
One afternoon, there was this good witch who was flying along, when all of...
Actual Court Sayings!
30 things people actually said in courtQuestion1. Q: What is your date of birth?...
Park Registration Sheet Comments
Actual comments received in 1996 from the Bridger Wilderness registration sheets and comment cards:Trails...
The Yuppette had risen to executive level…
The Yuppette had risen to executive level in the company in no time at...
Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.