Sleep well
Life Insurance Agent:Don’t let me frighten you into a decision. Sleep on it tonight,...
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road?
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road? She just did, alright!!
man’s idea of housework?
|What’s a man’s idea of housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
New Miranda rights
|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run...
Chicken jokes 03
|Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?A: They go on peck-nics!Q: What...
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
Tampons With Long Strings
Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can...
Tombstone Epitaph VII
Tombstone Epitaph Someone determined to be anonymous in Stowe, Vermont:I was somebody.Who, is no...
Two buddies get together and decide to…
Two buddies get together and decide togo to a whorehouse, one of them tired...
Time to quit
As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly...