Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway…
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway when someonespoke to him. “Good evenin’,...
Latex factory
A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex...
Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
Insult Collection #8
For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind — and all...
What do Arabs do on saturday night?
What do Arabs do on saturday night?They sit under palm trees and eat their...
Polish Women and Vibrators
Q. Why don’t polish women use vibrators?A. It chips their teeth.
Can I Smell Something
A guy goes into a bar and seats himself next to a hot looking...
Bill Gates, the Antichrist
PROOF THAT BILL GATES IS THE ANTICHRISTConversion to ASCII values:MS-DOS 6. 2177 83 45...
Sun Roofs
Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?A: More leg room.
The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...