M&M Factory
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?A: She...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
On Jeopardy
On Jeopardy…TREBEK: The category is “Political Subversion”. The answer is: Thisentity is dedicated to...
Gimme A Cookie
Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.He found...
Men’s Bathroom Etiquette! (classic)
Ever since man crawled out of the primordial ooze, he has built himself structures...
Stupid Insults 11/31
Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity...
36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck!
36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck…1. “I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex”2....
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?He was looking for Pooh!
Even in Disguise
A blonde walks into an electronics store and points to something behind the clerk.”How...
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in Spring training.