Blonde and Pizza
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it...
You Used To
“You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting,” she said...
Sheakespeare
Blonde #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?”Blonde #2: No, who wrote it?”
Some Warning Signs of Insanity
Some Warning Signs of Insanity- You write to your mother in Germany every week,...
Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
Ordered to pay fines
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?Take them out their wheelchair.
Racoon Joke
Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn’t, he got hit by a...
Crossing Women Riddle
What do you have when you combine 50 women with a yeast infection in...