What’s brown and sticky?
What’s brown and sticky?A stick.
I Blew Chunks
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Why The Man Crossed The Road
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Last Commandment
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss...
A young, freshly minted lieutenant…
A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace...
65 Bumper Stickers!
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Another yamamma…
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How are women like elevators?
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Another bar joke
A man walked into a bar and guess what he said. ouch!