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Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polak with a Mongoloid?A:...
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?Answer: A fugitive
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A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
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The first pitch!
The President and Mrs. Clinton are in the front row at a Yankee’s game....
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CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily: (Monday) FORE SALE – R. D. Jones has...
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At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
More M & M’s?
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