Why lawyers do not play hide-and-seek?
Why don’t lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them.
A canadian in a Texas bar…
A Canadian is on vacation and walks into a bar.He sits on this HUGE...
Gorilla Chase!
There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he’d...
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
Blonde Kidnapper
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
Knowledge Pills
A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.A...
Timber!
So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest one day. They had...
Write for mail order
|An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: “Please send me...
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree?
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree? ’cause he was dead…Why’d the other monkey...