Baptizing the Drunk!
A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river.He...
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day…
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day when the teachersingled him out.”If...
Confucius Sex
Confucious say:Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Man who stand on...
I was pushing it
|Kelly was standing in front of Cohan’s Tavern when he saw a driverless car...
Signs and notices 21
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At my University’s...
Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
Man With Most Intelligence Gone
What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced
Who is Drunk?????
The Five Stages Of DrunkenessStage 1 – CLEVERThis is when you suddenly become an...
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...