Between Two Brunettes
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block.
A man was walking down the street when he noticed…
A man was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on...
Two guys go hunting…
Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe hashunted all his...
For all animal lovers out there
For all animal lovers out there:How do you make a cat go ‘woof’? Soak...
Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...
Female Lawyer
Q: What is the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?A: Lipstick
Escaped Prisoner
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.As...
Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
No Worms Please!
A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who...