Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
God Meets Bureaucracy
God Meets BureaucracyIn the beginning God Created heaven and the earth. Quickly he was...
There were two cows in a paddock…
There were two cows in a paddock, enjoying the sun and eating some grass....
Prison vs. full-time job
|Prison life versus a full-time jobIn prison you spend the majority of your time...
Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
Awaken When Roomate Is Having Sex
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Senior Driver
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
Pick Up Line Rejections!
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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you...