Elderly Blonde
Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde...
Second Opinion
A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband...
What is a blonde mating call?
What’s a blonde’s mating call? I think I’m drunk.
Hotel’s loud snorers
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Outhouse On Quicksand?
Q: What do you call an outhouse built on quicksand?A: Trapper John
Looking Great
This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he...
Da Bears
Why is Chicago called the Windy City?Because the Bears blow!
Herpes Prevention
Researchers say they’ve discovered a tree extract that could help to prevent herpes…Must be...
Lonely Frog
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what hisfuture holds.His Personal Psychic...
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They’re only good for one period and...