Blonde quickies 141-160
141. Q: Why did the blonde chick drown in the pool ? A: Someone...
Golf Clubs
There was a businesswoman who just made a million dollars for an Arabian Oil...
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic…
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he...
The Wishing Well
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made awish and...
Signs and notices 04
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. On a New...
All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband…
All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband. The husband was totally dumfounded...
Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
Smiling Snowman
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?Because the snowblower was coming...
A talking horse
A travelling salesman stopped alongside a field on a country road to rest a...
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women…
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant:...