Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...
Good girls vs. Bad girls
Good girls loosen a few buttons when it’s hot. Bad girls make it hot...
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor…
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor thathe’s worried...
Grandpa is fine.
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital.”How are you grandpa?”...
Army Wisdom
A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a...
Blonde quickies 201-220
201. Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling ? A: A...
Ten years on a deserted island
|A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One...
The Promotion
Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal....
Say That Again
It had promised to be a sensational divorce case, with the wife accused of...
Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...