Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
a mean looking woman
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A frog calls a psychic
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2 people walk into a bar…
2 people walk into a bar. The third one ducked.
Dead Or Alive
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to...
The Mink Coat
A man walks into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier with a gorgeous blonde...
A bad day
There’s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays...
Knock Knock Ketchup
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ketchup Ketchup who? Catch up with me and I’ll tell...
Knights of Columbus and Shriners
What is the difference in a Knights of Columbus and a Shriner? Answer: A...
English vs Ebonics
English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at...