A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and…
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob...
The doctor took Bill into the room and said…
The doctor took Bill into the room and said,”Bill, I have some good news...
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven…
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven.”Sorry, old...
Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Do you realize what I am?
|Do you realize what I am?A blonde was telling her priest a Pollock joke,...
You might be a redneck if… shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
Choking a girlfriend
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts are selling this year?
Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts areselling this...
Let Me See
A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of30.He is persuaded...