How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
Words of wisdom
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm,...
AL GORE I am!
Can we count them with our nose?Can we count them with our toes?Should we...
You might be a redneck if…deer head
Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.
How Many Men Does It Take…
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
Sheep Shagging
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits...
Where is the French border?
“Why do you look so glum today?”, the teacher asked young Johnny. “I didn’t...
Computers – Male or Female
Humankind’s propensity for imposing anthropomorphic characteristics on inanimate objects has now reached computers. But,...
The Italian
One day I go to Toronto and stay in a bigga hotel.I go down...
Rising Temperature
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or...