The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...
Brain transplant
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Special High Intensity Teaching
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Two drunks are driving down the road drinking beer. All of a sudden they...
Brain Store
A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...
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Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nagat you, what...
Alabama License Application
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Stupid Insults 3/31
A medical mystery. A mental midget with the IQ of a fencepost. — Tom...
Murphy’s Laws on Sex
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It Is Woomba
At an international meeting, two surgeons were having an argument. The Indian surgeon was...