Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...
Knock Knock Jokes 8
Knock Knock Who’s there? Albee! Albee! Albee a monkey’s uncle! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
Offended
Three honeymoon couples find themselves in adjacent rooms in a hotel.As they are getting...
What is better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?Having arms and legs.
This wife is too jealous
|There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one...
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls...
Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi…
A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi were fishing from a boatnot...
Police chief hates you
|Ten Signs The Police Chief Hates You10. He sends you on drug raids….alone.9. He...
A doctor is complaining to a mechanic
|A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, “Your fee is several times more...