Help me Doc!
Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy’s too big. So I’d like you...
Bad Jeeves…BAD!
A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of...
Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local...
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic pants?
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic’s pants? Your...
The String in the bar.
Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint. ‘sorry’ said...
Two Nuns
There were two nuns…One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the...
How about a bridal?
“We’d like a room, please,” the bloke said, nodding toward his misses. “We were...
What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?
Q. What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?A. “Come on...
How Lawyers Do It
Lawyers do it with appeal.Lawyers do it confidentially.Lawyers do it on a trial basis.Lawyers...
What should I do then?
|Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor:...