TV Rubbish
I absolutley hate sex on the television…..I keep falling off!
Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
Rotweiler and Collie
What do you get when you cross a Rotweiler with a Collie?A dog who...
Which PMS Medicine Bottle?
How can you tell which bottle contains the PMS medicine?It’s the one with bite...
Buying the Farm…
A city slicker wanted to buy a farm. He found just what he was...
Very hostile farmer
|A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in...
Thank you for the emails
THANK YOUThank you to all my friends who sent me such important emails this...
The Dead Dog
There’s a man and his wife who own a pub, and have a dog...
If fathers have Father’s Day, and mothers have…
Q: If fathers have Father’s Day, and mothers have Mother’s Day,?.what do single guys...
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...