A Night Before Christmas Parody (Technical Version)
A Night Before Christmas Parody (Technical Version)’Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period...
Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...
Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to...
Should I have a baby after 35?
Should I have a baby after 35?No, 35 children is enough.
a dyslexic man walks into a…
a dyslexic man walks into a bra…Sent by Robert
Air disaster
Poland’s worst air disaster occurred today when a two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into...
BAAAAH!
Once there was this brunette who was driving her corvette with the wind in...
The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...
Guilty as sin
Sue reports for jury duty as ordered, and promptly asks to be excused because...
Its a Matter of Perspective
Dear Mom and Dad:Since I left for college I have been remiss in writing...