Top 10- Hockey vs. Sex
TOP 10 REASONS HOCKEY IS BETTER THAN SEX…10. YOU GO IN 1-2 MINUTE SHIFTS...
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot…
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car...
Good Girls – Bad Girls
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls...
Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl?
What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl? – “Hey, little girl, you...
Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...
Learning to Pick Up Toys
Dad: Look at this room. It’s a mess. When will our kids start picking...
Meet me for lunch!
The teacher of the school geography class was lecturing on map reading.After explaining about...
Confucius Sex
Confucious say:Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Man who stand on...
A man goes to a psychiatrist…
A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatristsuggests they start...