Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? – So people can read her lips.
A man walks in to a doctors office…
A man walks in to a doctors office and says, “Doctor you must help...
Men Are Like Noodles
How are men like noodles?They’re always in hot water, they lack taste, and they...
A game of golf
A man walked into the clubhouse and noticed a friend sitting in a corner...
Having the equipment
A couple went on vacation to a resort up north. The husband liked to...
Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
Y. O. D. A (To the Village People’s “Y. M. C. A”)(As sung by...
The Cruise!
An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy.They were standing...
The Cremation
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down nextto the grieving widow. “How...
What is this?
|When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du...
Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?
Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?Lawyers don’t think they’re funny, and the...