A man was complaining to a friend…
A man was complaining to a friend.”I had it all. Money, a beautiful house,...
Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
Some cute want-ads!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT...
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
Farm jokes 02
|What do you get if you all sit under a cow?A pat on the...
You’re hired!
A guy goes in to apply at the U.S. Postal Service for a job.During...
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
Why doesnt Hillary wear short dress?
Why doesn’t Hillary wear short dress?Her balls would show.
blonde and the bowling ball
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?A1: You can...
Real advertisements 01
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Lost:...