Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot…
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car...
The New Tax Law
The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the male penis....
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95…
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95.Isaac is incredulous. ‘Pop,’ he says,...
134 Redneck Warning Signs (Long Joke)
1. You’ve ever cut your grass and found a car.2. You own a home...
Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition…
Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition, andby accident one was...
Trapped On A Rock
There was a man that was stranded, standing on nothing but a rock in...
Mark Your Calendar
A very important event is going to happen on May the 4th. I’m telling...
Stalagmice!
|What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!
Polaks Crossing A River
Two Polaks are walking down opposite sides of a river when they notice each...