Night Before Christmas
Night Before Christmas For Readers in their 23rd Year of Schooling ‘Twas the nocturnal...
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?All you...
In the ravine.
One day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim slices his ball deep into...
The kind lawyer!
One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when...
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him...
Great Singer
From Reader’s Digest, June 1992:I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of...
Light ale!
|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?Light ale!
His And Hers Road Trip
HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. Opens window. Asks directions from a knowledgeable police...
I can hear clearly now…
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...