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A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his...
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How could Will Rogers say, “I never met a man I didn’t like”?He never...
The Walrus
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45 Cool Things To Do In A College Dorm Shower Stall
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Forgive me I have sinned…
A man goes to the confessional and begins “Forgive me Father, for I have...
Schizophrenia
What is the best thing about schizophrenia?You’re never alone!
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