Hard Transplant
A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
Carpooling
For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the...
Bird jokes 02
|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q:...
The loud-mouthed mechanic!
Morris the loudmouth mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a...
Turkey Football
The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey...
Clinton is in Heaven
President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. “Who goes there?” inquired St....
The Ford Slogan
Have you driven a Ford lately?Yeh, that’s why I drive a Chevy!
4 gay guys walk into a bar…
4 gay guys walk into a bar.There is only 1 4 legged stool left,...
Strange new battles
|Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that...
Real news headlines 03
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Squad Helps Dog...