The story of a very short man
|A man walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots.” Bartender...
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
|Why is a frog luckier than a cat?Because a frog croaks all the time...
You Are A Geek If…
How do you know if you are a geek?Your computer cost $6,000 and your...
Oopsy Daisy!
On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became...
Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune...
Naked Mower
“It’s just to hot to wear clothes today,” said Jack as he stepped out...
Men’s Greeting Cards
A survey has found that about 90% of all Hallmark greeting cards are purchased...
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there...
If men had a vagina.
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for...