Wash Hair In Sink
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?A: Because, that’s where you’re...
The first time in the gay bar
A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:”I can lick any man in...
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.
Locking For A Dentist
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that...
The Dead Dog
There’s a man and his wife who own a pub, and have a dog...
Couple
There’s this couple and they’ve been dating for quite some time. He wants her...
Bull Talk
Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring yet...
A blond at a party was telling her friend…
A blond at a party was telling her friend thatshe was off men for...
Constipation Remedy
A Bama Graduate was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories.A week later...
Pink and Purple
What is the difference between pink and purple?The grip, man, its all in the...