When I get out…..
A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with...
Stupid Insults 21/31
Not an idiot, but plays one in his life. Not as dumb as he...
New inventions by blondes.
The water-proof towelGlow in the dark sunglassesSolar powered flashlightsSubmarine screen doorsA book on how...
Milk Truck
Q: What gives milk and has one horn?A: A milk truck!
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
Guide To Parenthood
The String And Octopus Guide To Parenthood by Colin BowlesPreparation for parenthood is not...
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.
Osama Cave Memo
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Chain Letter Type IV
Chain Letter Type IVAs if you care, here is a poem that I wrote....
Visiting kindergarten
|Little Tommy’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station....