DUMB Questions Part 5!
Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?Why do...
Falling down
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parishwho...
Want to make love to you
He said – Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make...
Birdie Poem
Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I’m a...
Microsoft Market Penetration
Microsoft Market Penetration-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-INTRODUCING CONTRACEPTIVE98 ! ! !Microsoft Corporation has taken another step toward dominating...
3rd Graders
There was a brunette, a blonde, and a redhead and they were in the...
Getting a new deputy
|The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer – who was not...
I\\\’m listening, dear.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt...
Pecuniary reasons
A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, “Does this...
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?It’s french, for a lady with five breasts.Sent by...