What is the oldest profession?
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You might be a redneck if…cars
Less than half the cars you own run.
How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...
Le Pepper Please!
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some...
Who will you choose?
It is time to elect a world leader and your vote counts.Here’s the scoop...
womens monthly pain
Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was...
One doc operated on a person for a hernia…
One doc operated on a person for a hernia. He opened his testis and...
Mixed football jokes
A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you...
A caring son
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer...