Real Business Signs
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a Radiator Repair Shop:...
Cat jokes 01
|Q: How do you know if you cat’s got a bad cold?A: He has...
A bored woman says to her husband…
A bored woman says to her husband as she clasps her hands together, “Guess...
Man in pub
A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He...
Jones or Lewinsky?
Clinton was asked who was a better lover: Monica Lewinsky or Paula Jones.His response:...
Dealing with trouble
|A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The “disturbance”...
Snowman Easier Than Snowwoman
What’s easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman?A snowman is easier to make,...
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you...
Top 10 Signs You Are ‘Burned Out’
You’re so tired you now answer the phone, “Hell.” Your friends call to ask...
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....