Mental Health Hotline!
Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If...
What did the blonde say…
What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the...
Polak With Chainsaw
A Polak is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in...
50 Things to Do in a Mall
1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond. 2. Try...
Marriage quotes 11
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The accident report
|Dear Sir,I am writing in response to your request for additional information for block...
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?The white one got...
LAUNCHED ON THE FOURTH OF JULY
|Three young men in Oklahoma were enjoying the coming Fourth of July holiday and...
Keep A Man From Wanting Sex
How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him!