The mime!
I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turnedthe...
Call A Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blond?A: A golden retriever!
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
Ribbet!
What is a frogs favorite drink? Croak-a-cola!
Nixon and Clinton Similarities!
“Similarities between presidents Richard Nixon and Bill Clinton”:Nixon: Watergate Clinton: Water BedNixon: His biggest...
Bedtime Prayer of the future
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to...
Wrong Shirt
A clerk was showing a lady a very nice dress shirt and tie.”Now this,”...
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them…
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them. The first blonde...
Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will...
Here kitty kitty kitty
This chick goes to her docter and tells him that she can?t get any...